In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.
Adlai StevensonThe future is here ... it's just not widely distributed yet.
William GibsonTo announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.
Theodore RooseveltI have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma -- a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth.
Umberto EcoThere are no bad regiments ... only bad Colonels.
NapoleonLife is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
Isaac AsimovFighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
AnonymousGood people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws.
PlatoEverywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
Flannery O'ConnorIf women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle OnassisI don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
Woody AllenI've always been sympathetic to women's dillemas because, coming of age in the seventies, I quickly caught on that women wanted it all. They wanted a job, a husband and a baby. That's why I was such a catch because I am simultaneously all three.
Dennis MillerI want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'
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